Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Hosts with a pretty brutal summary of Trump's very bad week on the campaign trail, and they didn't even get to Arnold Palmer's penis or talking about how much he loves cows.
JOST: Well, the election is just 16 days away, and the candidates are striking very different tones trying to get out the vote. For example, here's Kamala Harris.
HARRIS: Your vote is your voice, and your voice is your power.
JOST: Nice. And here's Trump.
TRUMP: Get that fat pig off the couch. Tell him to go and vote for Trump. He's gonna save our country.
JOST: Also nice... and direct. Subtle differences you'll notice in their styles. You know, like here's Kamala's message to women.
HARRIS: And when Congress passes a bill to restore reproductive freedom, I will proudly sign it into law.
JOST: Okay. And here's Trump's closing message to women.
TRUMP: So amazed that Harvey Weinstein got schlonged. He got hit as hard as you can get hit.
JOST: So in that story, he thinks Harvey Weinstein's the one who got schlonged. By the way, I never need to hear anyone ever say schlonged again.
But then this week, Trump did strike a positive tone when he stopped questions at a town hall to just dance for 40 minutes.
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